THAT'S NOT THE HARDCORE WAY!

Emily. 21. South Texas. Straight edge. Dogs rule my life. Addicted to cherry coke.
A lover of dogs, tattoos, legos, video games and sometimes cars.

Showed up this morning Gavin and there were two cookies on my desk. I thought, “I don’t know what these are” so I put them on Jack’s desk. Knew that he would eat them before he even said hello.
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Showed up this morning Gavin and there were two cookies on my desk. I thought, “I don’t know what these are” so I put them on Jack’s desk. Knew that he would eat them before he even said hello.

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tenaflyviper:

Okay, either this kid is the chicken whisperer, or that is the most domesticated chicken I have ever seen, because usually, those things will unrelentingly pursue you if you so much as look at them the wrong way.

Seriously.

I still get phone calls to this day from a chicken I once glanced at from across a field.

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xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

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zooophagous:

foxinu:

crispbean:

icaseybaybee:

I want

These are cute dogs, but they are not Shikoku Ken or Kai Ken, as tagged. I’m not sure on the first dogs, but I’ve seen the second on a merle Siberian Husky thread on a forum.

the second dog is LisaK’s Sky, on the idog forums. they suspect Sky is an Aussie/Husky mix.

the top puppy and adult are both Finnish Lapphunds, here’s the source.

That merle husky cross is fabulous

unclefather:

250px:

please watch this video

This man is insane

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tr1angl3:

helspawn:

tr1angl3:

helspawn:

tr1angl3:

frankenmeow:

spay and neuter your fucking animals

lol no

yeah why the eff would I do that for

oh you wacky europeans and your responsible dog husbandry

It’s almost like we don’t regard our pets as temporary toys you throw away once you get tired of them?

right? and wow you guys supervise your intact males and don’t take your females offleash or to dog parks when she’s in season, what an incredibly difficult concept

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

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sociorythm:

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

If anything I’d say it’s an understatement.

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roxxieyo:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

I think we’d be better off with a dachshund congress tbh

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